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(n.)- People who LOVE each other for there lives. Those hotties with those bodies. The promise you have with somebody. They are cooler then anybody else. You have the best times with them. You love them forever.
Those Best Friends are walking, talking sex gods.
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When you go to the message board to post something, no matter the subject and proceed to get shat upon by some random kid on a team probably better than yours.
Mike O: Hey Carter, did Cliffe end up posting that thing we talked about last week?
Sean C: Yeah, but he got best db'd now everyone is convinced he's gay
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1. A very close friend. Someone who you have to fix common misspelled words during online conversations with. Someone you go to the gym with, only not to work out, but to chill instead. Someone who you have to help manage their money with because they can't control it themselves.
2. A person who calls you a faggot and you call a queer in return.
1. Person 1: Hey! Let's be friends! we have a lot in common!
Person 1: We can be FB/GB/LB/and whatever buddies there is out there!
Person 2: How about we cut it short to BB for Best Buddy.
Person 1: Good idea!
2. Person 1: Fagggot.
Person 2: Queeer.
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Asshole Corporate store run by mostly brainwashed employees (including the managers). They don't care what product you buy, as long as you buy extra services with it.
employee: Hello, will you be paying for this with your Best Buy card today?
customer (who has a lot more education than any BBY manager): No thanks.
employee: would you like to apply for a Best Buy card today?
customer: No thanks.
employee: Do you have a Rewards card?
customer: No
employee: Would you like to sign up for one today? It's only $9.99 and for every hundred dollars you spend...
Customer: NO
employee: Would you like to sign up for a free trial of Sports Illustrated or Enterta...
Customer: NO!
employee: Would you like to try Netflix free for 2...
Customer: NO!
employee: How about a free trial of Rhapsody music...
Customer: NO GOD DAMMIT!
employee: Are you happy with your internet service? Because we offer Aol, Net Zero, and...
Customer: NO MOTHER FUCKER!
employee: Would you like a Product Service plan with that? It offers...
Customer: I DON'T WANT ANY OF YOUR FUCKING SHIT!
employee: You know that includes low quality wires and I would reccomend buying some Monster Cables. They're only 79...
Customer: WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM!
employee: I'm a brainwashed corporate shill and I work for the best company in the world.
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someone who you can talk to about anything and they wont tell a soul, someone you do the most craziest things with, someone who cares about you more than anything, someone who you can talk to for hours on end and still need to talk to them after, someone who you can call a sister.
person 1: see that girl over there
person 2: yeah i know her
person 1: yeah shes my sister
person 2: your not related though
person 1: well shes my best friend but she is more like a sister
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1) Something everyone seems to have but me
I have always wanted a best friend, but no one seems to want to be my best friend.
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Someone that you couldn't go more than a couple of days without because they keep you sane and the person that you couldn't imagine your life without because they bring so much happiness to you life! That person you could call sister even though she isn't even related.
Also that person you couldn't imagine laughing or crying without because they are the first person that pops into your head when something funny or tragic happens to you.
Valerie Thompson is my Best Friend.
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