Rural Dictionary

birthday rape

Giving one the opportunity (either before or after the matter) to rape someone on the sole reason that it is his or her birthday.

Ray: "Oh my fucking god... Chrissy scheduled me for a twelve o'clock client call on my damn birthday!"

Sean: "Fuck that! - That shit deserves a birthday rape."

by Boy.Gook August 11, 2011

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When a guy is fingering a girl's asshole and he puts that finger in his mouth and gags himself until he throws up onto her asshole and then the girl lets out a fart, making a barf bubble, and after it pops, it shows the location of her asshole and then the guy fucks her asshole. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

"Hey did you hear?"
"Hear what?"
"Oh my god man... Steve was dared by his girlfriend to give her The Happy Birthday on her birthday!"
"Ew man, that's fucking gross."
"Yea but I heard it's like getting high."
"What ever man, that's fucked up!"

by D-Dog#2 May 29, 2009

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birthday envy

When someone is celebrating a birthday, there is always one person in the group who gets as drunk or drunker then the person celebrating the birthday. This is generally a result of hanging out with the birthday person the whole night and thus weaseling in on many free 'birthday drinks', while also buying their own drinks.

Bob: "Yo, did you see Steve last night .... guy was a mess"

Tom: "Yah man, he was drunker then me, and it was MY birthday"

Bob: "haha, yah man, definite case of birthday envy"

Tom: "definite!"

by Adam SSS March 23, 2007