An individual who is always down to have a good time and be hilarious. A Blaster Is not judgmental and above all is absolutely NOT boring.
"Guys my friend is coming out with us tonight, you'll like him don't worry he's a Blaster"
When you run out of toilet paper and have to swish the water out of the bowl into your asscrack like a bidet.
I know my hands are covered in poop, I just had to pull a crack blaster.
When a country person has sex with their cousin
I just found out Linda had sex with her uncle.. what a cousin blaster
A person who takes no skill at aiming, then brags about how the weapon actually takes skill.
“GET THIS CLASH BLASTER PLAYER OUT OF THE GAME!!!”
Math teachers who use math equations to get there rocks off.
Teacher 1: Some of the other math teachers and I are creating a group to satisfy our needs. We call it Math Blasters, wanna join?
Teacher 2: That sounds like just what I need to satisfy MY math loving kink.
Person 1: where is that guy going?
Person 2: he's a fan of Kerala Blasters and following the example of his idols
Person 1: understandable