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The most spoiled place on Earth home to stuck up bitches who are obsessed with money and spend ninety percent of their life getting their pussies sucked by rich single boys and men and also contains the legit affluent coastal areas such as Malibu, Laguna Beach, Dana Point, Pacific Palisades, and Palos Verdes (the place where I'm from). Yeah, the coastal areas in Southern California don't have water as clear as Hawaii but we have beautiful coves and real serenity. Not just that but we have the colleges with the hottest bitches on Earth and most importantly we have Hollywood!!!
Guy: Wassup sexy lady! Where you from?
Girl: I'm from Southern California.
Guy: Ohhh yeah bitch!!!! Lets go have sex in your mansion!!
Girl: Whoa!!!! How much money you got in your account??
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When attempting to create a dutch oven, you either push too hard or mistake solid pressure for gas pressure and end up dumping in the bed.
Zeke was going to pull a dutch oven on his lady, but pushed too hard and made a California Whopper.
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The instantaneous prairie dog effect that the first drag of a cigarette mixed with the first sip of a coffee creates when one first wakes up.
The origin of the California Enema stems from the lifestyle of those living in California who choose to survive on nothing but coffee & cigarettes.
"What a relaxing morning, mmmm...coffee and a smoke. OMG the california enema effect is taking over" (and you run to the toilet).
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During intercourse when a man relives his bowels in a woman's vagina, she then attempts to hold in the fecal matter as long as possible in till it splatters out over the mans chest.
Hey Eddie do you want to watch me get a California Mudslinger from Kim tonight?
Hell yeah dude my chest still reeks from the one Lucy gave me last night.
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When a woman/ man is performing oral sex on a man and while they Deep Throat they stick their tongue out so they can lick the man’s testicles at the same time.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the new pic that leaked on to the internet of Adam Lambert doing the California Subway on Boy George?
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When a man jerks off onto the girls chest on the beach in the sun. She then waits for it to dry and eats the dried crusted jizz.
Gurpreet: "Hey Danny, wanna give me a california sunship"
Danny: "Depends, are you willing to eat it ALL?"
Gurpreet: "I am SO hungry."
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Stereotype: easy, dumb, tan, hot blonde.
Reality: Well, that stereotype's mostly a Southern Cali girl...But there's actually a lot more diversity in California, not just white girls. In Northern California the girls are generally smarter, and not as tan, but still really hot. Everyone's friendly in California. They don't go to the beach every day, though. Although there are a fair share of blondes, I think the best thing about California girls is there's so much diversity, so there a lot of different girls to choose from. They're not all that easy to get, though.
Person 1: dude, look at that blonde slut! she looks like an wasy lay, must be a California girl !!
Person 2: okay, have you ever actually gone to California? there are way more dumb blondes in the midwest, why do you associate that whore with California?
Person 1: haven't you heard the katy perry song??
Person 2: ...
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