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when you develop a tumor on your meatus or penis hole and it stops you from pissing so then you piss out your ass while shitting so you don't know if you have diarrhea water or your just pissing
I just got foreskin cancer and i think its terminal
When someone that is diagnosed starts to be nice to others or acts way out of character because they know (or think) they are going to die...
Guy with Cancer: Sniff...Sniff... and you Billy! I was such an asshole! I am SOOOOOOO SORRY MAN!
Billy: It's OK man... it's OK man...
Frank: (Whispers) wow... what a change of heart eh?
Bill: (Whispers) yeah... that's the cancer talking...
A recent ARG YouTube channel/Twitter account that posts new videos anytime their (new/latest) puzzle is solved. Their puzzles can be found in their Twitter posts, YouTube videos, and even Reddit posts (mostly in r/ARG). Also, their logo is a Cancer zodiac sign combined with a Cancer Awareness Ribbon.
So far, nobody really knows what's the real story behind it.
Hey man, have you ever heard of the "Cancer Estate" ARG? Reminds me of Cicada 3301 or Mandela Catalogue in someway
When someone takes on cancer like a fucking bad ass
"Dude,did you know that Trevor has Cancer?"
"Relax, he's a Cancer Bazooka"
The politically correct way to refer to women's boobs.
Bro#1- YO DUDE BRO!!! check out the cancer magnets on that hiena.
Bru#2- DAAAAAM BROHIEMS!!! I'd smash that pinata till her sour patch dried up.
Brah#3- °○° BROSEPHS!!! If those cancer magnets got any stronger earths poles would flip.
Bruh#4- GOOOOD DAANG BROHAMS!!! I'd swim the Grand Line for a log pose leading to that treasure box.
Bra#5- WOOOOW BROFAM!!! Those'd hold enough milk to drown 10 baby seals.
what the cabin smells like at science camp
"It smells like jars of cancer!"