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The act of fucking someone in the ass then proceding to have the recipient suck you dick with shit all over it.
"Yo Luke B. gave me a Hot-Carl"
"Eww. you sick mother fucker"
" Wut it only cost me a dollar."
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Quite spectacular paintings of an artist (called Carl F) believing he is just that good, abstract, commonly painted in a few colors (oftentimes only blue, red or green) because he cannot paint any real objects. Rumors circling around the artist will be listing his paintings on NASDAQ soon is currently being debated in the marketplace. Don’t miss out his naïve exhibits next time you visit Åhus (or if you may already have seen the painting that a certain Mr Fritz has in his backyard)
Abstract art by a very naive, proud painter called Carl F, famous in Sweden...
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A Peacefull man.
he meditates under a mango tree daily and would never hurt a fly
Carl Schilling is the peacefull man
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When a guy fucks a girl and cums inside her, then she stands over his chest and let's the cum drip out of her pussy onto his chest.
I was fuckin Kathy last night and she stood right up and gave me a HOT CARL man!
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Incepted in the fall of 2017, a Carl’s Jr. is a uncomfortable sexual act involving two individuals, two lubeless hands and a lot of effort. The receiver of the Carl, must bend over, cheeks spread while the giver, hands in prayer form, aggressively and quickly jams them into the rectum of the receiver. Usually, this is a one time event but there have been three recorded accounts of a Multi-Carl which includes extraction and reinsertion multiple times.
If someone is feeling particularly limber, the receiver may try to execute a Two Armed Carl or as it has been know in some circles, a Carl Sr.. The move incorporates both the hands and arms. Not recommended for midgets or people with a bad back.
This line for the Beck concert is taking forever! To kill time, let’s go to that alley over there and I’ll give you a Carl’s Jr.
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The act of an elderly woman queefs in one's face.
"Dude, that old lady totally gave me a dusty carl last night".
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A "hot Carl" is when you take a dump in a girls mouth and then fuck her face. If you can do that and then get another girl to suck your shitty dick, it's called a Hot Carl with a side of Gravy.
I took a couple broads home and gave them a Hot-Carl with a side of Gravy.
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