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when male ejaculates all over a red heads pubic bush and, the male eats her out.
"hey babe can i give you a carrot top
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A very talented comedien who just happened to bang your mother last night.
Dude, for some odd reason when I got home last night, The Almighty Carrot Top was leaving my house.
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This takes some effort. First you piss in a toilet then dip your dick in it then finally stick it in a chicks arsehole.
Man I'll never do the Golden Carrot that's fucking sick, the guy who created is fucked up in the head.
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When something is ending or coming to an end.
As the racers approaced the finish line the race was down to the carrots.
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See also bowel carrots.
Basically the same thing, but describes the turd(s) after it passed into a second environment e.g. bog, public bin, tesco bag, bush etc.
Can be associated with human or animals.
I was walking the dog in the park one day when I came across a group of rusty carrots. Once I trod on one of them, breaking the skin, I began to realise these fellas were delivered by no human!
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its the same thing as sucking a dick
your a carrot shredder !
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These are carrots that are grown in the bowels of a fat dude and then pooped out into a tub of boiling water so that the carrots can boil to a simmer and then the fat guy gobbles up the boiling carrots with his steaming butthole.
Ass Carrots are so delicious!
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