Catch-22

A "damned if you do, damned if you don't" situation, where there is no right choice. See: Kobayashi Maru.

Being White is a Catch-22. If you participate in a different culture, that's cultural appropriation... but if you don't, you're not being inclusive. If you move into an urban area, you're part of the gentrification problem... but if you move out of an urban area, you're part of the "white flight" problem. If you don't pay attention to skin color, you're ignoring racism... but if you do, you're racist. There is no right choice.

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catch a smack

To kill someone

“You heard about that nigga that tried to catch a smack broad day and got through?”

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Catch these ones

A phrase a ghetto white person typically named Liam, Colin, Noah, Kaitlyn, Abigail, or Sarah would use when trying to be big bad and tough.

“You tryna catch these ones?”
“What is you waitin for?! Is you gonna catch her ones or nah???”
“Pull up you fag you’re gonna catch these ones.”

“If I hear you talking shit imma make sure you catch these ones. PERIODT!”

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Catching fairies

To have sex

Person 1: so what did your and john get up to?

Person 2: we went catching fairies

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good catch

Simple phrase for seeing a guy who has a sexy girlfriend.

Ex. Bruh, have you seen Josh's new girlfriend?
Yeah bro, that's a good catch

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Lombardi catch

The counter move of the Lombardi Slap. This happens by opening your mouth and "catching" the penis of the one wishing to Lombardi Slap you.

"Dave just tried to Lombardi Slap me so I used the Lombardi Catch"

"Gross"

"Excuse me' I have to go brush my teeth"

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Catching the Lemon

The act of being forced to do something unpleasant that you would never begin to do in the first place, nor have any need to complete.

I wasn't going trying to, but I was totally catching the lemon when my co-worker asked me to cover for him.

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