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A metaphor that refers to a person who shows up to Christian church but is not involved with the church community.
Josephine is such a fat cell! She doesn't serve despite her obvious capacity to serve!
My pastor called me a fat cell today and told me to serve! I'm so offended!
When a sexual partner goes rooting around through your phone looking for shit to get pissed off at you about.
Be it contact with a friend they don't like or a past encounter your trying to catch up with.
Maggie: Why's Georgio pissed at you?
Susan: I left my phone at his place.
Maggie: Did that dumb ass go cell phone rummaging again?
Susan: Yes! and I was talking with my ex Troy about completely innocent things.
The coolest villain ever. My idol, the perfect being. He can survive in space, regenerate, fire blasts, construct a carefully and elegantly designed arena in a few hours, you name it.
"Super" Vegeta: Let's see this perfect form of yours!
Perfect Cell: Very well.
*vegeta gets clapped for the 5000th time*
When you call someone and the only thing you say before hanging up is something you know will irritate them severely.
An example of cell phone bombing is calling up a friend who is deathly afraid of spiders and yelling "SPIDERS! SPIDERS, EVERYWHERE!!!" and promptly hanging up.
I cell phone bombed my brother, who is very OCD in his dislike for odd numbers, by calling, saying "I see sevens," and hanging up.
When a based and red-pilled gamer has to control their power level, so that the unwashed masses don't start noticing anything.
SUSAN: Hey Mark, what do you think of BLM? They really help amplify the voices within marginalised communities, don't they?
MARK (Sleeper cell): Yes, love em!
Someone of middle eastern or indian descent who has hidden in the states for a while as a secret terrorist.
“That nigga Nick Makki is a sleeper cell did y’all know that?”
It’s uhh on a celling and uhh tasty
A: I love celling tiles! They are so nutritious
B: but celling tiles have been involved in everyone since 1758
A:I hope you die