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When men finish in Jacob morins belly button , pour in 15 cheerios , hand him a spoon , and spank him till he's finished his cereal milk.
Why's Jacob taking to long to get here? ... Cereal milk.
The term “Cereal Friday” is a custom in which friends/peers gather in a lunchroom or cafeteria to consume cereal on any given Friday. While Cereal Fridays usually occur weekly, they can also be random and skip weeks.
Person 1: Shit man it’s Cereal Friday!
Person 2: Hell yeah, my bus leaves in 5 minutes so I’m gonna fucking DOWN this cereal.
Alternate Example-
Person 1: Yo it’s Cereal Friday and I don’t have enough money for milk, could you get me one?
Person 2: Sorry I can’t, but you can have the milk that’s left after this bowl when I’m finished.
A brown chocolate flavored rice cereal that enlarges your penis
Fred: Barney get me some fuckin' cocoa pebbles cereal!! I need to satisfy my wife tonight
Barney: Okay Fred
(later that night)
Fred: YABBA
DABBA
DOO
if it can work for the Flintstones it can work for you
When you give someone a titty twister and have them name 5 name-brand cereals before you let go. Every time they name an off-brand cereal, you twist 45 degrees and they have to start over.
Friend 1: I gave Eric the five cereals today for acting like an idiot.
Friend 2: ouch. He probably deserved it though.
A breakfast cereal manufactured by Kellogg's. The cereal was discontinued in 2012.
Eggo Cereal consists of maple syrup, cinnamon toast, and flavoured corn cereal pieces in a waffle shape, just like Eggo waffles
Act of eating cereals from the anal cavity of an other person.
- Dude, I'd eat soggy cereals all day long with that milf.
- What's that ?
- Go see soggycereals.com and enjoy.
Smoking the last bit of a bowl
U: I'm smoking the end of the bowl
B: ew, the soggy cereal?