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When you anoint someones head with motor oil.
1. It was a crying shame to watch the election until someone gave Hillary Clinton an oil change.
2. I checked my car after the mechanic gave my car an oil change and the front seat had motor oil in it.
3. Girl you'd better get your oil change today, Billy Mays here.
Ignorant, but popular Brooklyn dialect for an oil change
Mechanic at a gas station: ``Hey, did youse know youse is overdue for an earl change?''
An Asian Snitch with an eight inch WANG
He Is Such An Edward Chang
Junkie Change or Junky Change is a term used among many junkies and druggies in many places in Scotland to refer to the copious amounts of coins in another junkie's pocket that normally only amounts to something under £5. Generally composed of 1 pences, 2 pences, 5 pences, 10 and 20 pences, often just the change you get from buying something that doesn't round up to a whole price (ie. £9.99, £8.89, £4.52...).
1: "A need a pack a fags, am gettin shakes"
2: "Have ma junkie change, am no needin it"
1: "Pure pish whit am a gonnae get wi that!?"
A fight may or may not break out after this interaction, depends on how much scag is in the system of the junkies.
the act of getting screwed in the ass.
"Dude, I got my oil changed last night."
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the highly regrettable feeling you get the morning after of eating mass quantities of Chinese takeout ; often results in the runs , and heavy stomach aches and possible puking.
"yo brah wanna hangout today?"
"nah man im dealing with the worst chang over ive ever had , gotta lay off that shit"
"oh that sucks brah get better soon"
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A word used when you wanna get the fuck outta some place that stinks like horseshit or the place is a complete sausage fest. Usually used when the boys are at the bar and the only available chicks are a jofas. The word relates to the hockey term dump and change when you dump the puck in and change up the lines.
Yo broskis, there are no broads up in here, lets dump and change before we all become gaylords.
This party sucks dick, lets dump and change boys.
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