China Syndrome (Gan Mao Zedong)

Normally the preserve of foreign visitors (normally Westerners) to China. Has been known to affect people immediately after arrival. Can involve the following symptoms. The shits, runny shits, pink eye, very runny shits, explosive shits, firecracker shits (or ring of fire), vomiting, bile burps, hallucinations, bloating, sponsorship from toilet roll and plunger companies, amoebic dysentery, watery shits, shitty shits etc, wishing for death, will writing, itchiness in the upper colon, last rites, dramatic weight loss, a general feeling of discontent. Constipation is not a symptom.

a. “Where have you been all morning?”
b. “I had a touch of China Syndrome (Gan Mao Zedong)"
a. “Dude" with emotion, "Not the Gan Mao Zedong’s.”

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Big trouble in little China

Gonorrhoea. Can be extended to mean any venereal disease.

-So what the doctor say?
-Big trouble.
-In...?
-Yup. Little China.


There's a lot of big trouble in little China going around at this party, just warning you.

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putting a deposit down on some fine china

expression used to refer to a bowel movement. The china being the porcelain toilet.

Nobody could find Steve, it turns out he was in the bathroom putting a deposit down on some fine china

Hi I’m Jackson Wang From China

Jackson Wang’s iconic catchphrase. He says it word for word in pretty much every interview he does.

Interviewer: h—
Jackson: Hi I’m Jackson Wang from China 😄

what's that got to do with the price of cheese in China

The phrase is used to mean “How is this relevant to the conversation?”, especially if a person seems to be actively avoiding the topic being discussed.

Me: Hey, do you have that $20 bucks you owe me.

Him: Hey, have you seen the movie Hot Tub Time Machine yet?.

Me: What's that got to do with the price of cheese in China?

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what does that have to do with a price of eggs in china

When someone says something completely irrelevant.

Jo: Gas in Mexico is $1.70 per gallon.
BOB: what does that have to do with a price of eggs in china. (They live in Tennessee)

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what does that have to do with the price of tea in China?

"What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?" is an expression which denotes that what the other person just said is completely unrelated to the original topic.

Person A: President Bush is the best president EVER!
Person B: No, he's not! He's the worst president!
Person A: Why do you say that?
Person B: Umm, I just bought a guitar.
Person A: Well, what does that have to do with the price of tea in China?

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