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1) Diarrhea that follows ingestion of poorly cooked or undercooked foot which can include, but is not limited to Oriental food.
2) Semi-solid stool directly caused by the last thing a person eats
3) Any type of food poisoning
4) Chinese food that gives the consumer the bubble butts
5) Diarrhea farts
6) Mao Tse-Tung's Revenge
Get out of my way quick! Those tacos gave me some bad chinese!
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going down on a girl in the morning
guy 1 "dude where were you this morning?? everyone was waiting for you"
guy 2 "my bad. i woke up at her place and was totally enjoying a chinese breakfast. you know how long that can take."
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ol school cinematography kung-fu ass kicking, flying mofuggin crazy chink style stunts.
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Using a perfectly good item to repair the same broken item. Swapping parts from the known good item to the broken item. Often used when repairing complex machine such as an automobile or complicated electrical and/or mechanical machinery.
"I have no idea how to fix this piece of shit. I gotta find a working one so I can Chinese blueprint this bitch".
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When a chinese man pulls open a womens butt hole with chop sticks after anal sex and skeets on her butt hole, making her ass look like a chinese donut.
I love you long time, so I'm going to take these chop sticks and give you a chinese donut.
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a type of Johnny Cash Ass (burning ring of fire) occurring after consumption of Chinese food.
"hey, you have been in the shitter all day."
"dude, I am suffering from a Chinese fireball since supper last night."
"ahhh, make sure you open a window."
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When something like a heater or stove is turned up as hot as it can possibly go in order to heat things up in a room as quickly as possible.
"He put the stove on Chinese overdrive so that it got so hot it glowed."
"I set the oven to chinese overdrive to get it as hot as it could get."
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