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When a female partner is so wet and they sit on a glass table top the suction and moisture does not allow them to stand up.
Your mother and I went at it so hard last night that when she sat down on the end table, she got such a bad case of the Cincinnati Tuna Platter that I had to call the fire department to break the glass so she could get to work.
When a large man with a beard stuffs both his hands into his own bung and the sound he makes sounds like a turbo spooling.
Dude! Did you see Chris English doin the Cincinnati turbo stuffer to himself?? That was hot!
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