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Confused Commentator

People who comment on most platforms (mostly replies) that are completely irrelevant to the video or post's subject.

A lady once told about how she gave birth in a video about someone murdering a child. Nevertheless, she somehow got backlash and was called a confused commentator.
On a video about murdering a child.

by InsomniaGameing September 10, 2022


Condom Comment

A condom a day, keeps the unwanted pregnancies away.

Person 1: Yo, do you know what a Condom Comment is?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: A condom a day, keeps the unwanted pregnancies away.
Person 2: WOAH
Person 1: Now you stay safe my young ones. Don't get into too much trouble now.

by vodkvh July 22, 2019


drive-by comments

To post 3 or more comments on someone's blog, myspace/facebook page in one day.

"She must of been bored at work cause when I signed on she'd filled my page with drive-by comments!"

"Me + Internet = your page getting drive-by comments"

by Lourdes Sinclair May 28, 2008


Fox News comments

Comments including racial stereotypes, woman vegana fish jokes, celebrity hate, transphobia, homophobia, defending of murderers who killed protesters, anti protesting for equal rights comments, Dale sr/dale jr comments, “woke” comments, “when men where men and not women” comments, misogynistic comments, boomer humor, country music comments, “groomer/grooming” comments, “nascar died when dale died” comments, “let’s go barandon”comments, anti Bubba Wallace comments, anti pop and rap comments, “who?” Comments for a celebrity they should clearly know, “I’m not watching/buying this!” Comments, etc. the list can go on and on

I get sick looking a Fox News comments

by Nascarfan2007 March 26, 2023


Constant Comment

Originally the name of a Bigelow Tea Flavor, "Constant Comment" is a name for someone who has comments for anything & anybody, on-the-regular 24-7.

It doesn't matter if said comments are nice, not-so-nice, naughty, or neutral as long as they are constantly and consistently stage-whispered.

Somebody who is constantly spilling the tea on everybody and anybody.

1) Girl had something to say about everyone's agenda during today's team meeting -- she's such a Constant Comment.

2) He was clocking everyone on the conference call while his mic was on mute -- what a Constant Comment.

by ZakNak April 22, 2017


24/7 Instagram comment addict

Someone who overuses crying and skull emojis, and also overuses the word "Bro" and other words. You will find these people in the average instagram comment section. (Ong, Blud, Lil bro etc.) People who don't use these emojis and words this much are not affected. This definition is for people who can't speak a millisecond without these words.

Person 1: Hey man, what's up how's your day?

Person 2: ong bro thought he did something 😭😭😭💀

Person 1: What?

Person 2: Nah Lil bro. go over there and put the fries in the bag.

Person 1: You are a 24/7 instagram comment addict.

by satire1 August 18, 2024


comment spamming

The act of commenting random phrases on facebook posts just to be an annoying homo.

Post: watching the office. lol

Comment: where am i
Comment: i like nike
Comment: Linkin park is the best

John was comment spamming on all my posts last night. He is so annyoing.

by combination March 3, 2011