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A person who shits his pants whenever he smokes weed then without changing goes inside and sticks his dick in a jar of mayonnaise then proceeds to throat fuck his mother in-law until she agrees to let him use her PayPal to pay for a dog collar he can wear when he goes to the cemetery to dig up a corpse and fuck it while a midget jumps on its stomach so all the black organ juices shoot out of its ass while he cums into the ground so hard that the midget gets a splash back.
Person 1. Our Kid looks tired today.
Person 2. It’s probably from that Raz Cooke he did yesterday.
Person 1. Damn, I love doing those.
when someone steals your shit then tells you that you should thank them for the privilege
The text in the Definition was lifted from someone else who posted it on the Cook Source Facebook page. So a Meta-Cook Sourcing, of sorts. Oh yeah- you're welcome.
This term is used exclusively in a software engineering context in Nigeria. When one cooks beans, it means that this person has managed to deploy buggy code into production environment and most likely, this mistake has led to a messy situation that requires a lot of effort to rectify.
Guy, I get party this weekend, abeg! look that code twice before you cook beans put inside production o.
A very small minded person who consistently lies about the size of his penis and tries to pay male prostitutes for sexual favors.
I went to have sex with this guy the other day and he Joel cooked me on his size.
Cooking a large amount of ground red meat.
I don't have time to spend all afternoon cooking batches of this beef so I'm just going to cook Krang.
It is in reference to smoking dope through a pipe. Usually done by filthy dopemunchers that are too lazy to make a billy
Bloke one: Oi bra i was cooking the flute the other day when this tree jumped infront of me, so i full stabbed it.
Bloke two: aww spewin