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When someone takes amphetamines and makes the mistake of sitting down for too long. They have now become one of the couch and there usually is no return.
The feeling is usually rather bliss but also very annoying to the people they were with who did not get stuck and just wanna get down and boogie
Person 1: Oi lets go dance
Couch cooker: Nah man, just another ciggie plus this couch feels good.
Person 1: Bro, get up or you're going to get couch cooked.
It is in reference to smoking dope through a pipe. Usually done by filthy dopemunchers that are too lazy to make a billy
Bloke one: Oi bra i was cooking the flute the other day when this tree jumped infront of me, so i full stabbed it.
Bloke two: aww spewin
Cooking defined by your astrological sign and daily horoscope.
I read my daily horoscope today. It said in terms of astrological cooking that my zodiac sign required me to make pan seared tuna for dinner today.. I did just that.
Horoscope appropriate cooking after reading said horoscope.
My astrological cooking said I need to have a tuna salad today so I'll get that right, I you don't mind?
He’s really sexy and loves the boys.
Hey it’s Gabe Cook! What a hotty.
A sex position in which a woman sits back on all fours with an apple in her mouth, as if to look like a cooked pig, while the man penetrates her from behind.
Tonight, Claire and I are doing the cooked pig! I got like nine apples!
To bake a cookie but your smart ass is just using the synonym of bake.
I am cooking cookies.
Wait cooking?
Hell yeah, I am cooking the cookies.
You mean baking right?
Nah cooking.