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Thanks to Roy Cooper, Dan Forrest is now looking for a job that doesn't exist like everyone else.
Roy Cooper shut everything down until he feels that the numbers are good. People have to understand he's just a child playing with their lives, even if their business of over 20 years and their families will be missed by many.
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1) the biggest nubcake who crys and picks on girls
2) a person who acts like him
3) also known as damo, damienz0r (when playing games)
4) something shit/lame/gay/stupid/newby
"ffs damo you nubcake, die."
"stop camping, STOP BEING A DAMO"
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The greatest legend to ever exist. Living in a small city called Canberra, also known as the capital city of Australia. Chris Cooper is awesome.
Steve: How was that guys?
Jack: Dude, you are so fucking cool!
Mark: Yeh dude, that was like Cooper Trooper cool, no wait, Chris Cooper cool.
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Getting fisted ever so gently by a midget similar but not to be confused with the minivan. Often hard to obtain since midgets are shy but easily obtainable for the right price.
Josh:Jen and I saw you come home with a midget last night did she give you the good old mini cooper?
Jimmy: Why yes. I did receive that rare delicacy and was able to obtain the best orgasm I've ever had
Josh: So who you voting for?
Jimmy: Id appreciate it if you didn't ask a personal question like that. Im trying to tell you how I got dusted by a midget
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Marquis Cooper is a former NFL Player. On the early morning of March 1, 2009, Cooper went deep sea fishing with 3 other friends in the Gulf off Florida. The boat capsized several miles out and hours later Cooper and another NFL player he was with, Corey Smith, lost hope and took off their life jackets to let the seas sweep them away. Will Blakley, a former USF player, was also on that boat. On monday morning, Will thought he saw a light so he took off his life jacket and proceeded to swim hoping he would get rescued. He never made it. Nick Schulyer, also a previous player at USF, was the only survivor.
R.I.P. Marquis Cooper, Corey Smith, and Will Bleakley. You will be missed =(
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A rare gay mule, small tiny to be exact insecure about not getting kills at fortnite hunts a special species that goes by the name of Rhys Jones
Have you seen Jamie Cooper around?
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Chrissii Cooper is a MASSIVE tramp that lives on the street with female donkeys and participates in sexual acts to members of Costa :) however, despite this, she is the biggest slut and whore going. Everyone loves her though. girls are insanely jealous of her great looks and her intelligent wit ;D guys are in love with her slutty-ness.
James: Omg that Chrissii Cooper is one hell of a girl!
Peter: Yeah, we all had a go with her last night, just outside costa.
James: does she give you good... Coffee?? ;D
Peter: The best! but all the girls got jealous :/
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