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Golf Cough

1) A courteous muffled cough after taking a harsh/massive hit

2) When Tiger Woods gets his balls checked for cancer at his yearly checkup

1) After a big hit off his cart, Tim golf coughed out of respect for his roommate who was sleeping.

2) “Ok Mr. Woods, could you turn your head and golf cough? This will only take a second.”

by More Change Than 50 January 9, 2023


Kennel cough

A cough that sounds like a dog's cough or a mix of a human's cough and a dog's cough.

Max got a cold. One word, kennel cough.

by Rhoddium October 21, 2021


cough and awe

When a pandemic is used as a political campaign strategy.

The government’s response to the COVID-19 crisis has been extremely “Cough and Awe” lately

by Eaten Solee April 24, 2020


Cough Threat

The violent act of threatening any other entity through coughing out the rona at them.

Oh no, someone just reported a cough threat!

by FSRueful March 25, 2020


Golfers Cough

Golfers Cough was invented by a man named Neil. He went golfing and contracted an horrendous cough which sounded very similar to a fog horn. It was very chesty and crackly. It is a very serious condition world wide and is contagious.

Me:Hey Neil - I think I am coming down with the cough you have.

Neil:It’s not just a cough. It’s Golfers cough.

Me:Ubuntu

by NF-Bpl May 20, 2024


Cough Lollies

The incorrect way of saying lozenges

The cough lollies are actually lozenges

by the Justin foundation December 8, 2019


mayonnaise cough

A hearty cough that produces a large amount of phlegm with the appearance and consistency of mayonnaise.

He politely covered his mouth with one hand when he coughed; unfortunately, it was a mayonnaise cough.

by HorsebusterPRIME March 6, 2018