Don't judge a book by its cover

A very viral challenge where you pretended to do something and basically say sike, I'm not. It's honelsty very stupid.

*pretends to Cut hair*

Wait. Did you really think I was going to cut my hair?

Well, your wrong.

Don't judge a book by its cover.

Moss-Covered Three-Handled Family Credenza

Slang term for hepatitis. The number of handles indicates the placement of the letter in the alphabet, one-handled for hep A, two-handled for hep B and three-handled for hep C. Term can be traced back to 1910s Detroit. Gained popularity within the Roaring Twenties jazz scene, then again among GI's in the second world war. A third surge in popularity during the sex-positive Vietnam years lead to it's controversial usage in Depatie-Freleng's 1972 adaptation of Dr Seuss's literary classic, The Cat in The Hat. A similar, more blunt reference to hepatitis made it's appearance in the Mike Meyers film based on the story 30 years later, likely channeling the animated adaptation.

When the Cat in the Hat was referring to his Moss-Covered Three-Handled Family Credenza, he was indeed talking about hepititis C.

Dead chick magnet attatched to a pink hello kitty covered sun in the shape of a boot that is impossible to take of that smells with a flotaing castle time machine

The greatest insult ever.

Person 1: You're gay
Person 2: well, you are a dead chick magnet attatched to a pink hello kitty covered sun in the shape of a boot that is impossible to take of that smells with a flotaing castle time machine

monkey covering eyes emoji

some apple dude said it and now i cant stop

monkey covering eyes emoji, thanks

BREAKIN' COVERS BLUNTLY

When someone FARTS in a way under any thick barrier made of cloth and it permeates the LANDSCAPE.

Just say the magic phrase ' it's not your fault now RUBY leave me alone and I am RUBY ," oh really " and BREAKIN' COVERS BLUNTLY there goes a SUPER SMELLY FART because it just has to be LITERAL to get the most NASAL STIMULATION so you can pretty much PUKE OUT AND PISS OUT the PAROXYMISTIC WISE ASSERY expression I can muster.

covering fire

Covering fire: The act of farting loudly in a social situation so as to distract attention from a friend who has way worse gas than you.

"Steve man, those beef and bean burritos really worked me over. Thanks for providing covering fire for me at the party last night."

The Chocolate Covered StrawBerry

Is a sex act when the girl is on her period.

First you start banging the vag raw
Then go into her dumper
Then finish in her mouth.

My girl was on the rag last night so I gave he the chocolate covered strawberry