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When you proceed to ejaculate and take a dump in a glass, then shake up a soda. When having intercourse with your partner, you open the soda into her pussy and quickly throw in the ejaculate/feces combination.
John: What ever happened to your girlfriend Sally?
Mike: I gave her an Alaskan Ice Cream Float, and she never called again.
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Right before you cum, simply grip your dick as hard as you can to stop the sexplosion. After a few seconds release your grip so that the massive cumload speeds toward your partner's face. The tricky part of completing the hard serve ice cream is to slap your hardened ejaculating dick into the pools of cum right as they hit your partner's face. Mostly used during hot gay man sex.
Richard was being such a bitch that I gave him the old hard serve ice cream right on his cheek.
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A guy that only watches lesbian porn because he doesn't like looking at other mens dicks
Omg Phil, you're a vanilla ice cream
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Toba is literally THE ice cream man
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Partner A lies on their back, with their mouth open. Partner B then defecates in the mouth, but swirling it upwards to resemble a soft serve ice cream.
"That girl is so hot, I want to give her the soft serve ice cream until she pukes."
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Ice Cream company offering Super-Premium Ice cream which donates 10% of its profits to conservative causes and displays conservative themes on its packaging.
"I hate the French Vanilla"
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When a gentleman takes a crap into a woman's vagina, then ejaculates, then takes a second crap into the woman's vagina creating a brown, white, brown appearance then screws that mess until he comes again.
Michael really gave Karli a Washington Ice Cream Sandwich last night!
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