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A rare breed of roller pigeon, most likely resulting from a deliberate cross of the Galatz Roller and Berlin Long Faced Tumpler by San Francisco area fanciers. With dramatic dark black plumage and elongated features, it is easy to differentiate from other common urban doves. Both males and females develop vivid reddish-orange rictal bristles when fully mature. The shade of orange is often compared to the international orange of San Francisco's famous Golden Gate Bridge.
A pair of Storm Crows, long-shanked and imperturbable, parted the roiling mass of doves on the street below, like a hot blade through crème fraîche
When the trans boy gives a hug and one gets aids and lice.
I watched a crows marry happen in the hall
A form of benevolent sexism in which a boss offers sex to an employee in exchange for work-related benefits, such as a pay raise or promotion, but instead places 50 or more crows in the employee’s office the next day.
Person 1: “Did you hear that ‘Beckie’ in HR found 50 crows in her office on Monday morning?”
Person 2: “Oh no that’s terrible!”
Person 1: “Absolutely! I think ‘Mark’ offered her sex in exchange for a raise.”
Person 2: “Oh my! He tricked her with quid pro crow!”
the name for somebody with a leg that faces inwards/pigeon leg (slang) from Swanley.
When a black person hijacks your car and steals your passport
Police : Hello how can I help you
Person 1:a person just crownessed my car
Police : Ok all pursuits on
Person: Jim called his erection the crowing of the cock and now I want his dick
Is it a rapist? A manipulator? Do they try to give people eating disorders? ALL OF THE ABOVE!! If you like having friends STAY AWAY! if you do something the crazy crow doesn't like they will do their best to ruin your life!
OH SHIT ITS THE CRAZY CROW! DONT CALL THEM OUT FOR ANY OF THEIR BULLSHIT!