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A crush on someone you've met on Tumblr or a crush on their blog.
Anne: I have a Tumblr crush on someone I've met online.
Billy: I have a Tumblr crush on your blog.
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A man who has a crush on another man without sexual attraction.
"Hey, Ted. I heard you spent the night over at Dave's."
"Yeah, we played twister and scrabble and watched movies, and spent all night talking, bizzatch."
"Dude, you're 35, acting like you're 12, and you're using his language. You've got a man crush."
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To commence having sex with your girlfriend while she is playing the game Candy Crush.
She was ignoring me on her phone so I just began to Candy Crush It.
Your existence is influenced by your crush.
Symptoms include, but aren't limited to:
1. swooning at the mere mention of their name
2. Daily time-outs in the emocorner
3. Denial
4. Mild-stalking. Sorry i mean "admiring from a distance".
5. a weird craving to watch chick-flicks
Person 1: Omg Shanaynay was talking to Will *bursts into tears/spontaneously combusts*
Person 2: You are totally crush-whipped. *eye roll here*
The only place where a bunch of teens talk about how sexy sex is. The only place where penis is the most used word. The only place where you find femboys. Crush Club is chaos and stupid at the same time, thats why everyone hates it and enjoys it. Also, imagine if sex unzips
Goldy: penis
Jazz: imagine if sex unzips
Hades: ae
Potat: *proceeds to cuss in spanish *
New member: ah yes, Crush Club.
being in love with someone over the phone
dont know if you are?
-you screenshot all the messages that they send that make you happy (you might have a file just for those screenshots)
-you smile whenever they text
-you constantly want to text and talk to them
-you get excited and giggly when they’re online
- you ask other people about them to know what they do in their private life
-you love every little thing about them and the bad things look small compared to the good things! so it doesnt matter right? they’re still my friend right?
- their face is ‘perfect’ in your eyes and you try to save EVERY SINGLE PHOTO THAT THEY SEND without them noticing or making it look like you’re obsessed
- you stalk all and everyone of their social medias. whether thats going onto their friends post and trying to see photos and videos of them that they wont send to your dms, or stalking their snapscore.
ayooo you might obsessed if u got most of these! (especially the last ones)
its fine because me too ☺️🥰😋
you’re obsessed my lovely. you have an online crush
A comfort character, from a TV show, game, book, etc., who’s also your crush.
Whenever I feel sad, I think about my comfort crush, Soos from Gravity Falls. He’s the one who makes me feel safe.