A Simpel Crust(™) is someone who is a wannabe funny guy, who plays Minecraft half the day, and is bad at combos in everything else, and hasn't finished The Office
Person 1: Man, that Moroccan Christmas episode was.. wow!
Person 2: You JUST got past that episode?
Person 1: Yeah?
Person 2: You're such a Simpel Crust™.
To be cool, sick, gnarly, awesome
“Damn bro that’s so crusted!”
“Gina is so crusted!”
“That latte art is crusted af!”
Used to describe anything crusty, rusty, flakey, tarnished, dusty, dirty, mucky, or lucky.
Bruh Mario's dog is so fucking crusted.
Antonym for bussin. Crusted means bad or not as good as expected experience or object.
That party last night was crusted. My moms dinner was straight crusted af.
A powerful term only god like creatures can use with the power of crust
DONT MAKE ME END YOU WITH MY CRUST POWERS
The crusty middle class like Cape
Cape is such a cool middle crusty guy!