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A mental state characterised by feelings of Better Than You, Sexier Than You and I Am Too Sexy For My Own Good.
The person often feels the need to observe breasts via webcam, feel him or herself and tends to masturbate.
"Wow, you're looking very Dave today. You want to slow it down or you'll end up with AIDs."
The greatest band in the entire world. American rock band who got their start in Northern Italy.
Term used when refering to the greatest band of all time.
person 1: I'm going to a concert tonight.
person 2: Who are you going to see?
person 1: The Dangerously Thin Celebrities!
person 2: NO WAY! Aren't they the GREATEST BAND in the world!?!
person 1: Yes, yes they are.
A sport akin to tennis in which the players, mounted upon enraged grizzly bears, swat live dynamite across a tennis net as invented and depicted by SMBC artist and writer Zack Weiner. Also known as grizzly-boom tennis.
"I was never the same since that fateful day when I witnessed my father blown to bits in the most dangerous game, his remains nibbled on by his mount."
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The generic and conventional 'Danger Wank' where one must crack one off whilst calling mother to ones bedroom with the challenge of shooting load before she enters is so last century.
How about add some more 'Danger'
The 'Supreme Danger Wank' is where one calls mother to ones bedroom before self service has commenced. The aim of the game is wait until mother is in bedroom then proceed to wank one's self into oblivion and shooting man milk aimlessly before mother leaves the bedroom in disgust.
Can I sleep on your couch for a few days mate? My mum has had enough of my Supreme Danger Wanks, got jizz on her new cardigan this time!
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A great song by Electric Six.
"Don't you wanna know how we keep startin' fires?!"
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A regular Danger Wank, with the added Danger of another person/enemy/vicar being IN THE SAME ROOM as you. Includes if the person is asleep, passed out or pre-occupied with the other gender.
N.B. This does NOT apply behind a closed door, eg. in a toilet cubicle. Too easy.
N.B. The other person CANNOT be your girlfriend/partner.
Ed: I had an extreme danger wank whilst my mum was in the room.
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One of the worlds luckiest kids. He is the son of green day frontman, Billie Joe Armstrong and his beautiful wife, Adrienne. Lives in Berkely, California and born in '97
"My dad is Billie Joe!" exclaimed Jakob Danger Armstrong
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