A man who dances on a pole at a company holiday party.
“Who is that dancing on the pole in front of everyone?” “Oh, that’s just Horny Dave”
The most musically talented person you'll ever meet.
Very opinionated and spicy. Confrontational and opinionated. He's always right so he's earned the privilege to be boastful.
"Wrath" is an understatement for when you aggravate this intellect.
"Moonlightish moonlight under moonlight", by Johann Daveed.
"Johann! Johann Daveed! Get the Apples to Apples!" - cousin
Definatly by far the MOST delicious man alive= Delicious Dave plays guitar for the most kick ass bands alive. Everyone wants a Delicious Dave.
Maria: Hey wheres delicious? That boy is finee
Alicia: I dont know buddie.. i think we should find him.
Maria: psht duh! who can live without a Delicious Dave?
ALicia: Im not sure
a scrawny homosexual who enjoys black penises.
Look at that Thorny Dave trying to fit that huge black cock in his mouth!
A Dave Novak is the act of pooping directly into another person's anus.
Brad and I Dave Novak'd all last night. It was awesome.
A: hey u know daveed diggs?
B: OMG YES I LUV HIS HAIR HE IS SO GOOD AT RAP
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A way to describe the feeling of someone being under your bed, sometimes he may be under your bed you never know until you check. It is said that dave is a 1ft2 black man covered in gray hair who lurks under children's beds until they sleep and then he performs a ritual to gain control of their soul.
Dad, i think there is a monster under my bed!
Its probably only dave collins son, dont worry