When a man puts his testicles in someone else's anus and proceeds to masturbate. The action resembles a golf ball washer.
If you attempt a Detroit Ball Washer please remember to insert your testicles in series not in parallel.
My balls are still sticky from that Detroit Ball Washer...
It is when two men fist each other at the same time in a train like manor
Those dudes Detroit train cars so well
When you put gasoline in your hand, light it on fire and proceed to jack someone off as fast as you can.
My balls had been sitting too long and really needed a Detroit Tune-up.
The act of taking the stuffing out of a hot pocket, filling it with feces, and feeding it to someone.
Ben cheated on me so I gave him a Detroit Hot Pocket
A sexual act in which someone inserts the handle of a rake into another's anus after dipping it in super glue and proceeds to handcuff them to the bumper of a car before starting the car.
Jim: What's your girlfriend doing in the emergency room?
Steve: Gave her the ol' Detroit Rake Snake
When a person gets a Little Ceasar's Hot and Ready pizza and eats it all by themselves in a single sitting.
"I was feeling bad for myself so I stayed home and had a Detroit date night, now please go get me some toilet paper."
A girl defacates on a mans chest then the man pushes it all the way down his body
He got the Detroit dump truck last night