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When you want to fuck with your kids about the birds and the bees
"I know everything about the birds and the bees!"
"Well have you heard about the whales and the dinosaurs?"
they way dinosaur kiss. with the skin above your lip and press them together and open your mouth.
Melanie: did you just give me a dinosaur kiss?
Amanda: nooo whats a dinosaur kiss.
Melanie: *this* *explains definition*
the most heartbreaking song ever written by a four year old 🫀
M-Hey have you heard “Dinosaurs eating people?” F-“It put me in my feels ✨🫀”
A chocolate confection shaped like a dinosaur. Inexplicably sold during the Easter season. Maybe 'cuz birds are dinos? IDK
"My neice got a chocolate dinosaur on Easter."
"... ... ... Please tell me you're not being facetious."
It's when your fucking a bitch in the ass and then u pull out and your girlfriend starts sucking your dick
Dude it was awsome I totally got the chocolate dinosaur last night
It means that someone is being ultra SUS
That guy is really being a SUSSY Baka Dinosaur
When a girl is going down on a guy and he punches her in the forehead and she bites his dick.
“I gave her the Angry dinosaur last night. Hurt like a bitch but man was it hot!”