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You do that

Usually said by someone when annoyed but not affected by the comment. Like go on...I don’t care.

1: I’ll find someone who’s better than you

2: you do that

by DiegoRivero May 9, 2020

18πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


as you do

Expression used ironically in a mocking tone to suggest that something idiotic someone has done is exactly what any ordinary intelligent person would have done in that situation ... NOT.

After one pedal flew off his pushbike and into the drains near Marie's, he tied one foot to the remaining pedal with twine for the return journey and pedalled extra hard, as you do.

Dizzy Dolly tried to cover up the catshit on the toilet floor by laying down the handle of the toilet brush across it, as you do.

by Fearman September 25, 2007

108πŸ‘ 45πŸ‘Ž


How do you like your eggs in the morning?

An efficient pick up line to filter out Millennials

Hey sweet cheeks, how do you like your eggs in the morning?

Fuck you asshole, I'm vegan

by The real Jim Bowen February 26, 2020

48πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


Do you want to win the argument, or make a difference

So much of our current social and political discourse is based on proving the other wrong i.e. winning the argument. We don't demonstrate enough empathy to understand where the "other" is coming from and the merits of their point. A black and white world is a construct of our own imagination and our desire to imprint our views on to others. It ignores the beauty that the synthesis or fusion of diverse ideas enables.

John had made a life out of proving people wrong. He took pride in being able to argue against any position and win. He was a talk show host. One night when he was grilling a guest who was making a point around having improved gun controls in place. John, barely let she finish her sentences, was adversarial and was not listening. At the end of the segment the guest said; "John, do you want to win the argument, or make a difference".

by Yusuf Wazirzada May 8, 2019


Do you know when we get out?

The most asked question in any highschool, ever.

"Hey." "Do you know when we get out?"

by Gingy of the Cosmos September 13, 2018


you do that

β€œBuzz off, Hunknee.”

Me: β€œWhen shall we hook up?”

Him: β€œI will check my calendar.”
Me: β€œYou do that ...”

by LukashaX February 7, 2019

20πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


how do you like your eggs in the morning?

the best pick up line that one could use; pairs especially well with a black beret, will get you the girl

hi i’m date mike. pleased to meet me. how do you like your eggs in the morning?

by πŸ…±οΈophie February 28, 2020

14πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž