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A cute little puppy that is now your bestie
A dog is a man's best friend.
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The cure for depression
Person: Aww man, I'm so sad.
Dog: *comes over*
Person: Aww yeah, I'm so happy.
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Most are utterly useless, but we love them anyways.
That police dog is among the few dogs that actually do work.
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A six legged reptile that lives in salt water
This mad dog is going to eat meee!
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If spelled backwards, it spells god
Me: *pets dog*
Me again: awww cute dog
My dog: no I’m god
Me: no silly dog
My dog: oh yeah? Who feeds me and gives me water? You! Who cleans my shit that’s outside? You! Who fixes all the mistakes I did like peeing on your bed, constantly making you sick because you’re allergic and who always DANM barks every night because you keep putting me in that DANM cage??? Who! Huh!!?!?
Me: Me :(
My dog: yeah!!!! Your my DANM slave and I’m god. DEAL WITH IT MOTHERF*CKER
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