Smart Donke - Like a Smart Ass, but more humorous. Instead of belittling others he makes others life better by being a Ride-or-die friend like Donke in Shrek, but way smarter like Einstein.
I'd much rather be a smart donke than a dumb-donke anyday.
Goes with swass. When it is 100f outside and your manhood starts to stick to your leg.
It's sure hot out today, I'm getting quite the swamp donk!
its the shortened and hence cooler version of ridonkulous. only D4s are cool enough to use it. ridoinkulous ridonculous ridonk D4
OMG! were waiting for the bus for ten minutes now, its just donk cubed!
'Donk Puss' is the preferred 'practice vagina' of the young village boys of the Northern Coast of Colombia, 25km north of Cartagena.
It's a donkeys pussy.
"I can't get enough of that sweet Donk Puss"
An alternate form of pecker slap
"I went on out the race track and won the race; flomper donked the whole field!"
A term to describe a small donkey
Omg look at that small donkey ... it’s a lil donk... UR MOM
The act of when a woman, with a full bush, puts a peeled banana in the vagina then a willing male or female hits them in the vagina violently screaming "YOU STOLE MY BANANA HOARD!" (if the female orgasms, the male or female must proudly pound his or her chest while screaming as loud as they can)
I was kong donking all last night and she made me clean it up