you dont get to keep all the boohoos

When your girl fuck someone else and cries about it to you

I told that bitch you dont get to keep all the boohoos

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you dont have a head to stand on

A way of telling someone they are wrong, or declaring a conversation over.

Inspiration taken from "you dont have a leg to stand on"

Emphasis is to be put on the word head, and lesser emphasis is to be put on the words stand.

Proper execution: "You dont have a HEAD, to STAND on."

Person 1: So, I saw your brother out walking your dog earlier.
Person 2: we dont have a dog.
Person 1: I definitely saw your brother with a dog.
Person 2: Dude, we dont have a dog.
Person 1: Maybe he was walking someone else's dog.
Person 2: You're wrong.
Person 1: You dont have a HEAD to stand on!
Person 2: ...alright fine, maybe we got a dog this morning.

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whatever you say, it dont mean shnat

what joe kim said on the bus ride to wharton
2. pissed off dutch person

joe kim said whatever you say it dont mean shnat for the whole bus ride to wharton.

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facts dont care about your feelings

a dumb statement republicans say to justify whatever dumb shit they believe in

republican: corona virus is a hoax
non-republican: um, people are dying from it-
republican: facts dont care about your feelings!

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Cant say what you dont know

1. when you dont know something.
2. when you dont feel like giving a real answer.

John- where you going lisa?
Lisa- Cant say what you dont know?

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At least I dont get shot in school

The dreadful sentence that British people use as a comeback to a American arguing with them.

Bob: At least I dont get shot in school
Bill: *Gasps in shock*

i dont know you from atom

not knowing someone at all - to be more precise, not knowing someone even at the very infinitesimal atomic level.

"yo brah whuh chu jarking?"

Shit man, i dont know you from atom

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