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a phrase used to describe someone, stepping over the line of neccessary comments, as in no need, you took that too far
it originates from a discussion where ten eggs were offered in exchange for a baby.
as in
'i'll give you ten eggs for that baby'
instead of saying.....there was no need for that comment.
all that is required is 'ten eggs' to alert the person of their blunder
Scottish Slang: (Dog's Egg). A weirdo, a person with a strange/weird demeanour.
Did you hear the crap that guy was talking...He's a Dug's Egg.
Have you seen the state of the new guy in the IT department...He's as weird as a Dug's Egg.
Slang for da timbies, used to express a mad skilled player.
Oatmeal “Broooo that kids fucking egg chode man... did you just see him body that blind kid.” Cpet “ what a fucking faggot man those blind kids glasses are sooo gay coach!!!!!”
Basically what came before the more well-known "Awkward Turtle". It still uses hand motions, but in this case, you put both hands into fists and move them simultaneously in a forward, twisting motion of the wrists. This is used for moments that are genuinely awkward, but you'll say "Awkward Eggs" and preform the respective motions, which makes it just that much more awkward. Also used when one wants to point out the awkwardness in a situation, but doesn't want to look stupid by preforming the "Awkward Turtle".
Note: When preforming the "Awkward Eggs", one can increase the awkwardness of the already awkward motions by raising their eyebrows in a "hint hint" manner, such as one would with an inside joke.
As used as an inside joke:
You and your friend glance at each other from across the lunchroom at the same time. Noticing the coincidence, you both preform the "Awkward Eggs" with included eyebrow-raising technique.
As used in other cases:
See "Awkward Turtle".
A knowledgeable chef who knows how to cook eggs multiple ways.
A food expert who knows all the facts and details about eggs.
an egg-spert who knows what tastes great with eggs (ex. sauces, meat to mix in, fruit, etc. )
Where two men dock and seal the docking with school PVC glue. Once foreskins are full of cum, a third person cracks open the docking letting the creamy goodness slop into their mouth.
Hey let's make this 3 sum a cream egg party.
Dinger eggs is when you poach eggs (preferred no# 3) insiside a condom.
Dinger Eggs
Method
1 Boil a pot of water
2 Open a condom
3 Lube the dinger (condom)up with olive oil
4 crack the eggs and fill the dinger - expel all air.
5 Boil for3 mins
6 Serve on toast with an open banana