A guy who was or still is into pick me girls in middleschool and highschool
person1:elijah is hot I wanna date him
person2: that's sad he's only into pick me girls
Elijah is a good friend and can make a wicked fried chicken! He can catch a baseball and say “me”. He can even calculate 1+1 without a piece of paper! If you find an Elijah look for a name tag as they will often get lost and have to wear a name tag by (city) law.
Why is Elijah wearing a name tag!
Will defeat Lauren in the Hunger Games. No questions asked. Is also a Gryffindor who eats squirrels.
Elijah will beat Lauren in the hunger games.
Elijah eats squirrels.
Typically a guy with a big forehead, ignorant because "he doesn't feel like it/ he doesn't care"
It's that Elijah kid, he can't even do simple division.
Someone who for very obvious reasons, gets the least amount of pussy out of everyone he knows. If you know an Elijah, there is a large chance he has never even seen a titty before.
Elijah has negative bitches