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When two civilized young chaps rub honey on there balls and then layering tea leaves on said balls. They then drop their Honey-Balls in the tea for a nice refreshing drink.
“Hello mate, are you up for a New England Tea Party this afternoon?”
to be anal banged by the entire New England Revolution soccer crew.
That douche deserves to become a New England Hacky Sack.
The team which competes with Australia for a small beer pong glass. Their performances are as unpredictable as their weather.
If you can't understand their accent, how can you even imagine of understanding England Legends' swing bowling
When someone pisses you off, you stand over them menacingly, take out your balls, and then put them on the back of their neck.
When your friend, Jarod is bothering you and you’ve had enough you give him the England jumpscare
When you get your hands duct taped to your cash and prizes and you struggle to get free.Most hair is removed during the panic.
Then he wouldn’t shut the fuck up so I gave him the New England hot wax. He didn’t like that shit for a second.
A 'New England Wedding' is a wedding held on a either a Friday evening or any night other than Saturday in order for the person's financing the wedding to receive a discount. Most commonly the wedding is held at a venue beyond the ordinary budget of the wedding. Hosts of 'New England Weddings' are bad people devoid of empathy due to the necessity of their guests to take a day off work to attend the event. In sort the hosts expect their guests to subsidize their event through lost wages so that they can receive a discount. I wedding gift is not necessary at this sort of wedding due to the monies lost due to the host's frugality.
Nicole and Chase had a decided to have their wedding at the Four Season's on a Friday night because it was more affordable, when they should have rented out the pavilion behind they VFW as their budget dictated. All their guests judged them for having a New England Wedding.
1. Someone that is fresh to New England.
2. When after your lady cums, you dip a biscuit in there.
1. Why is that guy so obsessed with parking his car at Harvard Yard? Oh, he's just a New England biscuit.
2. I gave my lady a New England biscuit last week, and now she can't walk well. There are too many crumbs.