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The form of English that members of Anonymous use. Nobody can tell whether they are using it to try and be cryptic, or if they just have a collective lack of grammar.
Anonymous Gangsta: The legion will rise to not slay the the beast that doesn't exist! We will air the waves with fire and a storm will come to blow the dogs and cats away!
Friend: Can you translate that from Anonymous English?
Anonymous Gangsta: I pity the dog of the unwise who cannot see the truth behind the shallow lies of the tongue of the wicked.
Friend: ...Okay then...
Me who no speak it englist no good becault me no fluent in it. At leest I try and you still no understand me but you still want to sax with me anyway.
Me so sorry for my broken english but "oh me so horny, me love you long time!" (quote from 2 Live Crew- Me So Horny)
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insufferable teenagers (generally high schoolers) who adore English class, literature, and writing. They tend to participate enthusiastically in English classes and may have an affinity with the instructor.
"Wow, you spoke so much in class today during the class discussion on Jane Eyre"
"Well, you know I am an English Kid at heart...my mind was simply bursting with ideas that I felt compelled to share!"
The act of performing vaginal oral sex while burying your nose in her anus.
I did an english delight on a girl last night and now everything smells shitty.
Using hot sauce for lube instead of lotion to perform anal.
Bro my girl and I tried the English Fireman last night.! My Dick is still flaming .
A clumsy MI7 desk worker who got promoted to a secret agent after accidentally being indirectly responsible for the deaths of all the actual agents. Johnny is clumsy, careless and impulsive, but his unusually high levels of self-confidence (as well as his sidekick Bough) usually get him out of most his trouble.
A supposed "man for all seasons", he briefly ends up accidentally crowned King of England after all his other attempts at stopping the main villain fail massively.
"Johnny English. I'm here to see Pegasus. So, no sense rushing things."
*accidentally throws coat out the window*
Aaron English is the most perfect man there is.