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Father Time's Law

Time flies by when you're in a hurry; time slows down when you pay attention to it.

A: "When I drove home from work without gas it felt like forever as I hit every red light and go stuck behind every slow driver."
B: "You got busted by Father Time's Law."
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"I can break every law in the book, but one law that always gets me is Father Time's Law... Wish I had a time-travelling DeLorean..."

by Wolfcry January 12, 2014


Father Of Telugu Ott

Cunny ๐Ÿฐ Arjun's father is fake father of Telugu Ott. Cunny said that his father is father of ott.

Cunnies family had 4 pro's and 4fans they can help to get a fake collections for whole family movies.

That's why they are universal star's without universal movies.
They can promote themselves for the ott for get more fans more than 4 members.

They released add of Aha ott platform of aathus father. After seeing the add audience realised that the add is not related to Aha, but it relates to porn sites.

In this add actors exchanged their genders and performed well.

Aathu gives girls reaction aha, aha,aha..

Father Of Telugu Ott

by ๐ŸฆŠfox November 14, 2020


Two Faced Father

An idiot male parent who demands virgin like behavior from his daughter, but wants his son to be a skirt chasing, cherry popping dog.!

Two Faced Father's dating instructions to children...
Two Faced Father to girl child> Don't let him touch you!
Two Faced Father to boy child> Get up in there son!

by rubber turtle September 22, 2010

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Father Butt Dart

A priest, oftentimes Catholic, who has repeatedly inserted his penis into an altar boy's asshole. He has been accused multiple times, and moved to other churches in order for the Catholics to maintain their holier-than-thou attitude.

Father Butt Dart is a pedophile, not to be confused with a homosexual. The upper age limit is about 12.

Did you hear what Cardinal Law said about Father Butt Dart when he was finally called out in public? He said God only chooses special young people to have "that kind of a relationship with a priest".... The higher-ups sure do protect Father Butt Dart.

by Truth Hurts Sometimes March 6, 2011

8๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


howโ€™s ya father

Australian slang, sort of a spin off of the saying how ya goin which is used when describing something of questionable traits.

โ€œHow was the tinder date last night ?โ€
โ€œyeah nah a bit howโ€™s ya fatherโ€

by orangeCword December 5, 2017

24๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


bitter baby father

A Nigga that only come around when his baby mother is happy with another nigga!! The end ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผ โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผ โ™€๏ธ

Soon as I was happy with Floyd , Leroy came back around saying he want his family back . Then Cheated on me again, he's a bitter baby father !๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

by James Jan Tory March 14, 2017


Indian Father Syndrome

Performance Anxiety and severe insecurity caused by exceptional parental pressure from the Father, coupled with a lack of emotional intelligence and emotional availability inherited from the Father.

Ah shit man Vishal is having a terrible time at the moment. Typical Indian Father syndrome, he just wants to make his daddy proud. If feel bad for him, he sets his standards so high!

by PopPsych August 3, 2017