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Tommy (female) is a person who is very selective about with whom they befriend, love, or even share parts of themselves; but when you find yourself as their claimed person, you will never be cared for or about so deeply. She will want to know everything about you to include your triggers (and why) and your most joyful moments. Tommy will make every effort to use her strengths to put a smile on your face. She loves food, music, and dance and will spice up any room with all of the above. Annnnd she probably has great tits. She. Is. Fucking. Majestic!
Dude: “Yo!!! Have you met that new girl Tommy?”
Bro: “Yeah man! She’s not lame like Tommy (male). Tommy (female) is a fucking delight!!!!”
a challenge where males cant talk to females on the month of february
person 1: dude are you gonna talk to her
person 2: i cant because its No Females February
a snapchat story composed of females putting themselves as their own wcw because they’re no one elses, stupid videos of their best friend, starbucks/dunkin donuts, depressing posts about live and bath bombs
That story was such a female snapchat, it was the most annoying/ depressing thing I’ve ever seen
a girl who’s a seme. what’s not clicking *twirls a lock of my hair irritatedly and won’t make eye contact with you*
omg you’re a female seme? omg *blushes shyly and looks at the floor*
The man starts talking about soccer before cumming while the girl play with his balls. "Derpina crosses the ball to him
and he hits the ball towards the " GOAAAAALLLLL" *cum*
I don't know how your girlfriend handles your soccer addiction, "female crossing", she must be the worst goalkeeper ever.
This is when a male creature (normally a sad human) cannot tolerate the other sex. This often causes the human to buy body pillows and watch anime with a big tiddy goth gf body pillow next to them
Why wont females talk to me? Am i just "female intolerant"
verb: an orgasm occurs at the peak of stimulation during fornication. A thick bodily fluid (cum) releases from the two main orifices of the body: the vagina and the mouth.
It was so good i had a female orgasm, but I knew he didn't care about me- after he said, "Swallow your own cum, bitch!"
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