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A condescending phrase used to express indifference to someone who has an opposing (wrong) opinion.
Dude 1: "The Earth is flat - I have proof!"
Dude 2: "Whatever goats your float, man."
When a man ejaculates on a woman while simultaneously allowing a shaken bottle of rootbeer to spray her.
Last night my man gave me The Rootbeer Float, I'll be sticky for a week!
When ejaculation enters the anus and flows back out into someone's mouth, gargled and used as tooth paste...thus a vanilla-float
I did a vanilla-floatwith my chick last night and quickly realized that I'm a disgusting human being .
When your living the life during the summer in the pool.
#Float life I'm living the life.
its when a cow floats in water
look at the banutes floating, those are called floating banutes
“Float me a Franklin” or “Floating a Franklin” is a term to describe the act of defecating while in a bathtub with your partner facing you and slowly floating it towards them.
“Oh will you please float me a franklin”, Sarah whispered eagerly, just after Jorge released a breath of warm flatulence to the lukewarm surface
A Floating Island, is when you defecate into a sink and it breaks into two parts. The first part is used to block the sink and the other remains free. Proceed to urinate into the sink to create a lake with your poo floating on top.
Boy: Come quickly! I've made an ile flottante!
Girl: Oh my goodness its beautiful- that's the best floating island (île flottante) I have ever seen!
:: They both stared at the floating island for hours, like it was a work of art.