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When you go to take a leak, and a snake jumps out of the toilet and latches on to your penis
I've never had a blow like the Florida Blowjob
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Located in the heart of Broward county also XxxTentacion’s birthplace. Plantation is a Mixing pot of low income to wealthy statutred citizens and influenced by many cultures. neighboring city’s like Davie (where the Yee haws get down), lauderhill, sunrise, and Drakes favorite weston.
Plantation Florida
“No more grabba Leaf in plantation?!? “
*Basically the end of the world for all high school potheads*
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Male bar patron singles out the weirdest male in the bar (people don't like or find creepy)and jizz on his face then female friend/girlfriend smacks said male in the face afterwords and yells "You're a bitch!"
"Goatbeard got Florida Bitchslapped!
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It’s like CA sober but your less confined to just smoking pot. You can drink, occasionally partake in recreational pharmaceuticals, and probably still function.
I was gonna do that 75 Hard workout thing, but the no booze element wasn’t my jam. I’m Florida sober and want to have some fun.
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An individualistic member among a strong-hearted and like minded brotherhood.
Are you a Florida Boy?
What is a Florida Boy?
Can I join the Florida Boy(s)?
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An enema consisting of Mountain Dew that has had marijuana marinating in it. Most Florida teens think this is a good way to prevent pregnancy.
"Did you hear about Jimmy? His girlfriend told him she might be pregnant, so he went home and gave himself a Florida Maelstrom!"
"Why did he do it to himself?"
"Never question the Florida Maelstrom."
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"That kid is wearing an Florida Poly shirt, what school is that?" "Fuckboi university"
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