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R Kelly's Grandma

Another person popularized by the comedian Dave Chappelle, in which R. Kelly's grandmother is watching R. Kelly (Dave Chappelle) "pee" on a girl so to prove that the urination on R. Kelly's sex tape is not digitally inserted.

R. Kelly's grandma is key to proving R. Kelly's innocence.

by Porksta July 6, 2005

187๐Ÿ‘ 122๐Ÿ‘Ž


crazy grandma ass

An exclamation used to express disbelief or the unusual state of affairs.

"I have goats in my pants!"
"Crazy grandma ass!!!"

by paul4tA April 25, 2004

17๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


grandma boys dinner

A dinner that involves many different items that have no relationship to each other. Like in the movie Grandmas Boy where he gets a huge display of odd food.

Sister: Hey go look in the kitchen mom made a real grandma boys dinner today.
Brother: Wow yea she did today we have mac and cheese, pot pies, a frozen pizza, and cake

by pearl jam fan ten December 10, 2008

9๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Taking Grandma to Applebees

When a Grandma and or "Gilf" in your Neighborhood goes down on 3 or more neighbors within a one block radius. She would be "Eating good in the Neighborhood".

Three of my neighbors are "Taking Grandma to Applebees". She sure is "eating good in the neighborhood".

by lvjb November 10, 2010

93๐Ÿ‘ 62๐Ÿ‘Ž


Grandma saucicles

A sauce in which the various disturbing contents are included : Ketsup, hot sauce, chunks of your old bewithered witch of a grandmother, who feeds you candy that has been sitting in her old rickety cupboards that reek of musty old men, for who knows how long. >.>

" Jonny apple seed, Where in the HELL have you put my grandma saucicles, ive been looking for it ALL day and my feet are getting oh so sweaty and smell like sour cow dung okay, it's not funny, give it back!!", yelled little miss McMuffit so very ferosioucly while she very quietly had a violent moment of silent angry shaking.

by mistrifious April 19, 2009

1๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Grandma moses

That favorite grandma who parted the red sea.
Origin from a vocabulary book in an example question.

with the flare of her nostrils grandma moses parted the red sea

go down grandma, go down to bake some cookies, and tell old grandpa to take them out of the oven

by migadimika February 23, 2012

1๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Grandma Whitten

The act of baking a chocolate cake with vanilla frosting with your grandmother, then shoving it in her vagina, make her lay on her back, spread her legs, and sit there with your mouth open as she queefs it into your mouth.

Ryan: Hey guys, guess what me and my grandmother just performed?!

Friends: What?!

Ryan: A Grandma Whitten!!

Friends: EWWWWWWW

by Bthibs October 19, 2011

1๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž