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The theory that if there are two pieces of bread touching the crust of the earth at any given time it makes the earth into a sandwich.
"Hey John, can you drop a slice of bread on the ground so we can test the Earth Sandwich Theory?"
When something is so fucking unbelievable and out of this world you say this sacred phrase.
You shat in the urinal, pissed in the sink, dried your wet toilet paper under the hand dryer and then ran off and slapped an old woman?! What on gods earth!
Someone who appears to have muscle under their clothing, but in fact, they don't.
Tim: Look at John, is it me or has he been working out?
Mario: Nah. He's a Earth Worm Jim. Take off that sweater and he'll look like a run away chiwawa.
The act of using Google Earth to find an object.
Jimmy is Google Earthing (verb) to find out what his roof looked like.
A science-fiction television show, created by Gene Roddenberry (the creator of Star Trek.)It aired 1997-2003.
It's main plotline revolves around the arrival of a race of Aliens calling themselves Taelons. Dispite claiming to have come to earth on a mission of peace, are suspected of having other less benign intentions.
Liam: We humans have a saying "Keep your Friends close, but keep your enemies closer."
earth final conflict - "We are the companions. We are here to help."
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It's happened to you, no doubt.
You are somewhere public, trying to complete a simple task. Perhaps you are eating in a Dennys. Perhaps you are buying something at Costco. Perhaps you are just driving along on the highway. Then it happens:
Some stupid moron causes a problem. They put their trivial life ahead of your own existence, and as a result they move, however briefly, from the position of 'faceless drone' to 'obstacle'.
The waiter messes up your order. You can't get a refill of coffee because they're "too busy", despite the fact that the restaurant is empty. Some jerk cuts you off with their cart and there's no way around them now. That asshole who is coming up on your tail, flashing his brights, decides to cut around you on the right at about 90 mph just as you start signaling to get out of his way, and he honks wildly as though you're the one endangering everyone on the road.
And you think to yourself: This person must die.
The Scorched Earth Party is here to tell you: Yeah. Go for it.
Here at the Scorched Earth Party, we are dedicated to a few simple principles:
* that the concept of "life is sacred" is the best joke we've heard this year.
* that nothing satisfies like clubbing some moron to death with a lead pipe.
* that you can never get laid enough.
* that the world will continue to deteriorate until 90% of its population is eliminated.
True happiness will never be yours unless you rise up with us. Join the 10% with the lead pipes. Help save the world through random, messy violence, and then wallow in carnal pleasure among the ruins.
The Scorched Earth Party is the only party that will bring change to this great nation of ours.
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The act of "wacking" the landscape into a perfect form.
Dude, I ca't believe Jesse just can just wack the Earth into Perfection.
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