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Net Muncher

A person that consumes large amounts of internet without paying for it.

Wendy: My internet just renewed and 2 gigabytes are already gone!

Michael: It was Jacob downloading game mods.

Jacob: It wasn't me!'

Wendy:Your such a......Net Muncher!

by Truthman445 May 12, 2013


Neighbour-net

1. The horrible internet you steal from your neighbours. However bad, it is generally frowned upon to complain due to the fact that it is free access to The Internet.

2. A netting made out of your neighbours. This is a rarer use of the word. Because it's weird really.

Dave: "Oh boy! This neighbour-net is so slow! Yet I'm so thankful!"
Dave's Neighbour: "Sir, please stop stealing our Internet."

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Policeman 1: "So what was that Dave guy arrested for?"
Policeman 2: "He was caught making Neighbour-net."
Policeman 1: "That sick bastard!"

by The Delusional Dave August 28, 2012


Net Ball

It’s a game we’re you use fishing nets and one ball and try to pass the line to the other team but try not to let the ball get to your side

Come on Audrey let’s play net ball!
Okay one sec Keighley!

by Pancing May 30, 2021


Net Brutality

1.) Flaming on the internet.

2.) Cyberbullying.

3.) Specifically, the ridiculously overzealous reaction one gets when one suggests that net neutrality may not be the panacea most folks assume it is.

You wouldn't believe the Net Brutality I endured when I suggested that Julian Assange's latest leaks may actually backfire.

by groggyjava December 16, 2010


'net it

Put on the Internet.

To 'net something is to post text or upload media onto the Internet.

That's hilarious. You've gotta 'net it.

Did you 'net that picture of your girlfriend in her underwear? She's gonna dump your ass.

by IM22 October 1, 2010


net talker

someone who solely talks on the Internet but will never actually do that shit in person

username2527: ur a fat ugly pig and I could punch you

username6756:: stop being a net talker a do that shit

by drakeandnickibelong September 14, 2023


Net Idol

A kind of (typically kaigai) idol who is mainly online rather than doing live events or going to cons.

Wota 1: Hey, did you see that one net idol groups livestream yesterday?
Wota 2: Connections? Yeah, they were so cool!

by shshshizuku November 28, 2020