financial freedom movement

Shitty Movement made by Jake Paul

Friend: I joined the financial freedom movement
Me: This is why you are adopted

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Freedom Fries

The name given to French fries when corporations get uppity. The type of freedom they espouse being the "mass-manufactured, cheaply-produced and incredibly bland" type.

Man, I don't care if these are French fries or Freedom fries, they taste like cardboard either way.

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Freedom middle school

fucking terrible. Filled with kids that vape, smoke weed, and drink and are the fakest peolpe of all time. Everyone snitches and you can’t tell anyone shit because it will spread. It’s like ace academy but with some goodie goodies in it.

You ever heard of Freedom Middle School? Oh yeah that place is like hell

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48 Hours of freedom

The weekend the two days you get off for 5 days of hard work.

I worked 60 Hr this week I need my 48 Hours of freedom

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Operation Iraqi Freedom

A cop out name chosen because Operation Iraqi Liberation has the initails O.I.L.

We're in Iraq for O.I.L.

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freedom of slavery

when your taking a shit, bring the knife into the bathroom and cut your asshole up like a piecrust so it leaves slits and it bleeds in excruciating pain.

yeah Johnny Appleseed loved the freedom of slavery for the reasons of the color of blood was the same as the color of apples.

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freedom middle school

yeah, this is the updated one from 2022. this is the freedom middle school in canton just to make sure your in the right one, freedom can be hell, but it can also be not hell, but not heaven. i am in 6th grade so wtf do i know, there are jocks, pick me's and uwu girls, and many more. if you looked this up because your going into freedom, goodluck. my favorite teacher are ms s (math) ms w (also math) ms z (ss) and ms J (science). and if you just looked up this for fun, suck my nips, you already know a lot. we have pizza for lunch literally every day, my friend found a roach peen looking thing in her milk once, and the chicken nuggets are raw. there is so much more abt freedom but im to lazy to type it out rn, ill prolly make a pt 2 later.

"what middle school do you go to?"
hell, which is also known as freedom middle school.