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The best day of the working week. The day before the weekend begins.
Thank god it's F'ing Friday!
Friday Physics is an event that happens every Friday. Everyone in the country contemplates life and questions why you have to take science for GCSE. By the end of the event you have lost your mind but at least you now know how many newton's you way on the moon.
Teacher: It Friday Physics!
Students: Oh Lord....
When, on a Friday, one dresses up instead of dressing down
Guy 1: Hey kid, why are you wearing a suit to school?
Guy 2: What suit? These are my pajamas, it's Uncasual Friday
Asking someone out on a Friday, so you can drown your sorrows over the weekend if you get rejected.
Mario: Lisa rejected me and we just got assigned to do a project together this week.
John: You should’ve followed the Rule of Friday
It happens to be one of my favorite day of the year, i get so many nice visitors down here at the lake, but they all run off after i try to "explain my habits" that shall not be named. but its an overall good day.
-Jason Vorhees
Friday the 13th is the day i like to come out and play with friends.
When you go out for one on Friday straight from work and end up 10 pints deep not knowing what happened
Last night turned into a no dinner Friday down the local boozer!
A gathering of friends on a Friday night where everyone enjoys a beer or 2. A “Friday beers” gathering must consist of good fiends, good conversations, and good beer. A beer or 2 can quickly turn into 7 or 8, but that not looked down upon by anyone at Friday beers.
Hey are you gonna come to Friday beers tonight in Fredo’s backyard?