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Person 1: shes been feeling down lately
Person 2: yeah I know yesterday she ate an entire bowl of frozen blue berrys
An ancient iceman initiation rite. A virgin iceman is told that there is a neat "frozen squirrel" burried behind a pallet of ice in the freezer. When the new guy bends over to take a look, a veteran iceman jams his thumb as far as he can up the virgin iceman's ass and all present yell squirrel at the top of their loungs. This rite has recently found its way into college communities worldwide.
-"Yo Tom, did you bang that girl last night?"
-"Nah man, that girl was dirty. So I gave her a frozen squirrel instead."
When you puke in a condom, freeze it overnight, then use it as a dildo.
"Bro, I just gave myself the BEST Frozen Joshi last night. You should totes try it"
person 1: have you seen those really cool awesome amazing incredible talented humble mysterious loving caring girls
Person 2: what the frozen gang gang
person 1: lmao no no them
A frozen cumshot is when 2 or more people engage in sexual intercourse in an area with freezing temperatures (E.G. Sibera), and the cum freezes onto the skin.
man: "IM BOUTTA BLOWWW"
woman: "I'm about to get a frozen cumshot because I am engaging in sexual intercourse in Sibera and the cum will freeze onto my skin due to the freezing temperatures."
"Larry gave me a frozen cumshot when we were in Sibera."
A shit in a condom frozen used for a dildo.
Jenna "Pass me the frozen jonny!!!"
A frozen cucumber usually occurs when an iced penis is surprisingly entered into a fuck socket. The refusal of sex that ensues results in a very cold version of blue balls.
I tried giving her the Old El Paso Snowplow but ended up with a frozen cucumber.