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When a homosexual becomes so enthusiastic in giving his boyfriend a handjob he causes the pitcher to ejaculate bloody semen, resembling fry sauce in color and consistency.
Oh man, that cherry pudding looks like Fletcher's Fry Sauce!
Yeah, and it tastes like it too!
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The most implausible and laughable way to escape from a seemingly inescapable situation.
Consists in protecting yourself from an engulfing explosion by holding in front of you a Coke vending machine while a bunch of other Coke vending machines are being blown away in your direction, saving your life and the lives of two other people.
Trick pulled off by Dennis Rodman in the shit-tastic 1997 action flick "Double Team" featuring Jean-Claude Van Damme and Mickey Rourke.
"There was Jumping The Shark, Nuking the Fridge, ladies and gentlemen...this is Frying the Coke! This is the ultimate in awesomely and laughably implausible!" Nostalgia Critic
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1. When eating a french fry, it might "go down the wrong pipe," causing one to choke.
2. A slang term for male homosexual relations.
1. "Are you alright?" "Yeah, dude it's just a fry in the wrong pipe."
2. "Yo, dog, you put your fry in the wrong pipe."
3. "Did you hear about Bruce?" "Dude, I heard he puts his fry in the wrong pipe!"
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A meme from the Van Damm movie ,Double Team created from a scene in which the main characters survive a fireball in colleseum created by a tiger and the explosion of a minefield by simply hiding behind a coke machine with a baby in a basket.
Guy 1:Dude that scene was so Epic!!!
Guy 2:Not as epic as Frying The Coke in Double Team!!!!
Guy 1:Huh?
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When you stick your hand in a jar of jalapeno juice and begin to finger your girl friend
Yea man I gave my girl a Texas Hot Fry last night and she looked like spider man climbing the wall
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n. 1. A black person who hangs out with only white people. 2. A modern day definition for an Uncle Tom.
G-Cash used to be down for his people but now he's a blackened french fry.
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A person who has a face that resembles a frying pan caused by being dropped on your face as a child.
Look at frying pan face over thar. Muthafucka looks like he was dropped on his face as a child.
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