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A sandwhich made for someone who was just complaining non stop about his wife not making him anything to eat for dinner.
Jon came over last night and after a half hour of bitching i went to the kitchen and made him a shut-the-fuck-up-wich.
When someone won't stop talking oh my god shut the FUCK UP
"blah blah blah blah blah blah blah"
'Shut up! You have critical shut the fuck up syndrome right now!'
"Oh, sorry. blah blah blah blah blah"
You can't do anything right and no matter how hard you try and you think its good it ends up being bad. You're a firat class fuck up if you dropped out of high school or couldn't finish it and had bad grades or if you don't haveanything to do with your life except end up being a criminal or something along those lines.
Jake why do you have to be such a first class fuck up!!!???
What your average chav/brit says after his pal did something retarded, caused himself some trouble, or is about to get his ass kicked because he said some dumb shit.
American translation: "You dun goof'd"
Gavino: "Fuck your mother you petty lil twat!"
Chav: "You fucked up mate. I'm going to kick your cheeky lil cunt so hard i swear on my mum's life."
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Mark: "I just got a 300 pound fine for parking in the wrong spot!!!"
Chav: "You fucked up mate."
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a personal scale used for measuring how wrong, horrible, twisted (essentially fucked up) a situation is.
Picking cum out of my ear in front of my class today is a 7 out of 10 on my fucked-up-o-meter.
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Said to someone that is to close to you and you want them to move back.
Hey Back-Tha-Fuck-Up Man you too close.
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When someone asks you if you want to get drunk as fuck together, with tha boys!
Yo, bro you wanna get fucked up tonight?!?!!
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