Wet Garden

Synonym for vagina. Can be used to replace some of those filthy words so that you can talk about vagina anywhere and at any time. Typically used to explain why one was late or why one can't make a certain event.

I'm sorry I couldn't make the party, I was tending to my wife's wet garden.

I missed the funeral, I was knees deep in my wife's wet garden all afternoon.

I would have came to the barmitzvah had I not been digging in the wet garden.

I wonder what an alien's wet garden looks like. Probably slimy.

He had to make an appointment for the clinic, he caught something working in the wet garden without a glove on.

My wet garden needs tending to, it's starting to dry up.

sound garden

a club in jersey where wannabe guidos and guidettes gather 'round in a circle and form a frolic battle

My friends an I are going to sound garden and gonna frolic hardcore.

zen garden

Someone's downstairs area that is so frequently shaved, they aquire small bumps or prickly hairs. The bumps/hairs are the "pebbles" of the zen garden. Zen gardens are common amungst inexpierienced teenage girls and anyone so OCD about their pubes.

Guy: Ow! Your area's scratchy!

Girl: Sorry, I just shaved.
Guy: Again? Jesus. You have such a zen garden.

Sapphic garden

An eloquent term for a slightly hairy Vagina (flangina)

I did some weeding in her Sapphic Garden.

Olive Garden

Where you take someone to get a blow job afterwards. only when you pay though.

girl: lets go to olive garden, ill let you pay

man: YessssSSS!!

garden school

garden school is terrible. if you are a parent reading this, or a student considering attending. please take my word and dont go there. school is way too small. and accept everyone, so basically anyone who cant afford a real private school, and is too socially awkward to survive in public school. most girls try way too hard and most boys just dont shower. ms dapice, mr hale, mr pigman, ms weiss, ms.stenos and the entirety of the highschool dpt. are a total joke. the gym department is a waste of time and of life. including the giirls bball program, (middleschool and varsity), the tennis team, and all the other clubs garden school attempts. so many more negative things to add, i would be typing all day. p.s. the field is being sold soon and the pool is available basically once a year for use.

garden school is

garden plain

the most badass town in the world

"garden plain just kicked cheney's ass"

"and that's supposed to suprise me how?"