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Not a person who breaks wind frequently, but an anesthesiologist. Anesthesia in hospitals is accomplished these days more often by a combination of inhalation and injection rather than solely by inhalation.
I needed to have a laparoscopy, so the doctor wheeled me over to the gas passer.
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A place where there is a lot of fast food. You will most likely die of a heart attack or be very overweight, or both. There are a lot of fat fucks around here and most of them are dumb ass rednecks. There is a Wal-Mart there that is filled with white trash hicks and beaners and every thing has been opened or stolen or in just shitty quality. The Home Depot here is fucking ridiculous because you can't go any where in that store with out an employee looking over your shoulder or just asking if you need any help. Every house in this terrible city is a fucking trailer. The only place that is at least worth going to is the Tanger Outlets. Other than that, every thing sucks.
"Hey, Clifton, let's go out to eat somewhere."
"Well shoot, we might as well go to Commerce, GA."
"God dang-it, I ran out of hot-dog buns, might as well go to that Wal-Mart."
"I can't fucking stand these hillbillies, they're fucking every where in this god damn Wal-Mart looking for shit to buy!"
"Fuck, my house is being foreclosed, might as well go to Commerce and buy me one of them cheap trailers in the middle of nowhere..."
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Like I Could Give A Shit
Used when you really don't care about something, or want to seem like you don't.
Person 1: Rick, your ex-girlfriend just killed herself.
Rick: Hah, LIC GAS.
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When a confident fart turns to a liquid or solid matter
Man, I had some gas plus last night and had to throw away my new Calvin's.
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Odorous gasses emitted from between the loin region of the adult body.
Man! I have bad crotch gas from not taking a shower after the party last night!
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To put your ass in someones face and fart
Wow, Dan just gave Ronnie one lethal dosage of Scala Gas.
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