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A Nuru massage body to body nude massage wth a gfe escort
I had an awesome girlfriend nuru massage by this hot chick on backpage.
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When a male you are casually conversing with mentions within the first five seconds that he has a girlfriend. Not only were your intentions completely civil, but you realize that he is either extremely turned off by you that he feels the need to compensate his repugnance with his martial status, or that his pre-pubescent feelings have gotten the best of him because “sexkitten10” instant messaged him last night.
I just liked this guy's sweet Nike's so I asked him where he bought them, sadly he dropped the girlfriend bomb on me because he couldn't handle my sex appeal.
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When a guy gets a girl friend for the sake of it because they think it will change there behaviour
"I can't control my own shit I need help settling down." "I need a bandaid girlfriend"
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When you fuck a girl for the first time and she has a beautiful vagina. That may also but doesn’t have to include a “wet n’ wild” experience.
“Hey last night I hooked up with Brooke, and she 100% has girlfriend pussy.”
“It definitely gave off water park vibes”
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Girlfriend you have in a speical zipcode. Might chat with a little when back home but mainly just there for when you are in a certain zipcode.
Faraaz: Yea i just hung out a Maheens all weekend, but we have talked all week.
Bob: yea u goturself a zipcode girlfriend
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A promiscuous female, usually dirty
(STD’s) with low self esteem. Has never been considered hot or pretty and not necessarily attractive, with more of a butter face and she knows it. She just wont say no to sex, will spread anywhere, anytime, in parked cars, known as the gangbang girl and for letting gay/bi men have sex in her vagina . Has a reputation that everyone except her clueless boyfriend knows because she keeps all of it a secret. Fun to pass around at parties but not the girl you want to date.
She has a boyfriend but she is a slut girlfriend. Any compliment will get you laid. You can fuck her whenever you want . She will fuck all of us when her her boyfriend is out of town.
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Liberally interpreted as the price you have to pay for having a girlfriend: taking her out, buying her things, paying for incidentals. Can also refer to the non-monetary price: time, missed opportunities with other women, real/feigned emotional support.
Guy1: Dude you wanna go out tonight?
Guy2: Can't bro, girlfriend tax has me strapped right now.
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